Per aspera ad Iceman
Последние фразы персов в ДНД.
Старо, но красиво!
Особенно:
"You racist! They're elves. So what if they're black?"
Player:I quickly shove everything I can in my pockets, including the broken clock, and run outside!
GM: Okay...(confused)What broken clock?
Player: The one you said was counting backwards.
"OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!"
To DM: Dude, your sister's hot!
"What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..."
"I'll cast 'Enlarge' on this small sample of uranium." "What do you mean, critical mass?"
Deity: "Am I going to have to kill one of you to prove that I am truly a god?"
PC: "Yes!"
"Is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"(ouch)"Nope, it's a dagger..."
DM: You are crawling through the oil pipeline now.
PC: Cool! I light a match to see where I'm going.
Старо, но красиво!
Особенно:
"You racist! They're elves. So what if they're black?"
Player:I quickly shove everything I can in my pockets, including the broken clock, and run outside!
GM: Okay...(confused)What broken clock?
Player: The one you said was counting backwards.
"OK, O Mighty Odin, as long as you're not gonna answer my prayers, I'm gonna tell ya what I REALLY think of ya!"
To DM: Dude, your sister's hot!
"What a useless scroll. It just says, HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR over and over again..."
"I'll cast 'Enlarge' on this small sample of uranium." "What do you mean, critical mass?"
Deity: "Am I going to have to kill one of you to prove that I am truly a god?"
PC: "Yes!"
"Is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"(ouch)"Nope, it's a dagger..."
DM: You are crawling through the oil pipeline now.
PC: Cool! I light a match to see where I'm going.